The Dumbass of the day 3-18-2020

When a story this awesome happens… there can be no other dumbass of the day…

Last July, a 32-year-old guy named Steven Gaskell went outside onto the sidewalk in Lancashire, England and whipped out his junk . . . while he balanced a PIE on his head. We can’t help but be in a little bit of awe over that skill.  However, some people saw him and called the cops . . . and Steven managed to pull his pants back up without the pie falling… which is actually very impressive!!!  Buuuut….. He was just found guilty of exposure with intent to cause alarm or distress and was sentenced to a curfew.  He will also have to register as a sex offender for five years. No word on what kind of pie it was…